ANOTHER TREAT FROM OUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD GUY ALWAYS LOOKING OVER HIS SHOULDER – FAKESKCCONSPIRATOR!
Chef Cansler (@ChefGrant) of Pandolfi’s Deli (@PandolfisDeli) is secretly behind Sporting KC Player movements.
First there was the ever popular Sassano sandwich. Everyone just assumed that it was a fun way of honoring a fan favorite. But then Luke Sassano was re-signed (to everyone’s delight!). Then there was the Zusi Tuna – less famous, but equally as influential. Suddenly Graham Zusi was re-signed to a new four-year contract (again, to everyone’s delight). The deli is clearly trying to keep this link a secret because they don’t list all the player names by sandwiches on their online menu, but a simple trip to their location will reveal the real secrets. Those of you that have been paying attention may have also seen that Chef Cansler recently made a scouting trip of soccer talent in Argentina, Chile, and Peru.
What will be Chef Cansler’s next move, a player signing from South America, a sammy cart at Livestrong or a pear and brie on baguette? With Chef Cansler’s regular twitter check-in’s we will have clues, but only time will tell.
Warmest Regards,
Mr Paranoid
